uhmm

first was beedon we did an exam question but were aloud to listen to music because shes safe like that.
Then IT which I had to stay behind in to finish my work
Then Break I stayed behind to finish my work
Then Science with Withy we marked our tests I got a C but its ok because lauren and georgia both got Us
Then Lunch The day pretty much started :')

TWAS HOT TO HOT but its so much better being hot then cold so I don't care Becky asked me to pay for an Ice Lolly but the Q was tonk so I left. Went to lunch and ate. Came back with Oli and saw lots of people with long hard ice lollys that looked incredibly wrong, especially the way they were sucking them. We lol'd hard.
Oli had this water right and maisey was like can I have some and he was like kay and then the rest of that 'crew' were like can I have some so he gave them all some, then when we got to p.e cas tom aza loz brad ect wanted some so he gave them some. Then I wanted some so I had some then matt frith ben wanted some and eventually he had the backwash of about 20 people in his drink :') yum.

P.E was HOT because nadia needs a little help with rounders Bailey was losing it.Like bare anger and stuff his ears had like steam coming out of them. So iv'e decided to give him anger management courses.

Then was Drama were we watched a year 13 performance. To say the least the play sounded like Cameron and Sally had sat down and thought about it.
'They should have like these kids yeah'
'Aw theey should get raped LOL'
'by there mom!'
'aw yeah that would be so lawl :3'
'And they could like feel each other up and shit'
'WINWINWIN'
'and like be sick on her face!'
'YEAH LOL FUCKIN FANNYS'
'Ikr.'
'and like she could have fuckin spesed up spasm!'

Thats actually was what it was like someones mom did rape there kids and was sick on their face. And then she had a proper spasm so one of the kids shot her.

Then I went home

Then I went and got my hair cut

Then I went KFC cause its finger lickin' gooood

TTFN

Yo

Okayyyyyy

So on sunday we went to the park, it was fun. Like bare swings and bouncy balls and pubes and shit.
I walked into a sign at some point, it was like oops.

Its now officially exam season so were doing a bunch of mocks that loads of people are cakeing themselves over , chillax its a mock :D

'ooh.. OOH where to you goin now!'
'OH nowhere'
'Tidy'
such engaging convos with liv ;D

Erm first had drama and at the start we had to go outside and play some gay game were you have to run around and link arms and like everyone doing p.e was like watching and stuff.

then english

then break nobody would give me a cookie :( apart from charlie who gave me half of his(Y)

then science

the lunch we played bareee catch

then history with the medicine through time :( it had to be medicine! could of been anything interesting like war or masturbation.

then Mathzzzz it was like sucha hardcore lesson everyone was being such badmanz :')

INABIZZLE

Publish Post

2day

went park.

What Actually Happened Today :)

Yeah

so

First had Drama

Then Citizenship- Test D:

Then Break- Tom wouldn't give anyone any chewing gum so sally said aww gimme one so I can smoke it but it failed so I gave her a pokemon card instead. Don't Smoke Cigarettes Smoke Pokemonz there cheaper healthier and more fun.

Then P.E-  Me and Andy Jousted

Then Lunch- Harry got hit by the ball so he started crying and everyone was like LOL but sally was like dont lol and helped him. aww bless
Then Lauren was like aww i've never seen a boy cry so I was like OMG you've never seen me cry! So then I tryed to cry for like the rest of lunch but it wouldn't work so I was like 'people emotionally scar me!' and bailey was like nobody will ever love you and then becky was like your hair is greasy and everyone thinks you should wash it and then lauren just slapped me, I still didn't cry D:
Then Andy was like pretending a cone was his dick and was bumming weed so I was like I DARE YOU TO DO THAT TO THE TEACHER and he actually did :') I was so proud.

Then Science

Then Business

Then Home.

10 Uses of Pokemon Cards

1: Trade Them
2: Battle With Them
3: Make a card tower with them
4: Roll them up and smoke them
5: Wipe your arse with them
6: Origami
7: Use them as padding
8: Eat them
9: Sprinkle them with pixie dust and Fly on them
10: Use them as a condom substitute (there obvs better then crisp packets because there thicker DUH)

*everything will be alright* -blows ear-

Ok say I was really grumpy when I got up this morning.

But I was ok by the time I got to school

Dunno why I told you that..

Anyway..

First was english with Beadon. It was good.
Because me and megan both had the keyring snooker balls we decided to make a snooker table and play.
I love the beadon doesnt care, shes crazy :')

Second was music it was like the worst lesson ever Sharky was like on his period or something
and all we had to do was press three notes into the macs :(

break we went on the field
I was like cameron you goin on the field
yeah
ok
..
..
wanna go then
k.


then was science in which lauren tossed off a test tube.

then lunch,, meh talked and shit

then maths,, meh talked and shit

then business D: test

then walking home
Me and andy decided to follow teh ladies and secretly find out info about there party tomorrow without giving away that we wanted to crash.. I think lauren gave us some false info though.. grr

then I came home and nobody has come home yet even though its like 7:26 D:

The Random Black Kid in Harry Potter

OMG I found out who the random black kid in harry potter is, hes called bem.

here are all his pictures.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG I changed my blog

anyway..

I did have a commodore64 but it broke when I was little :/ still have an atari 2600 (in my nans loft) and sega master system though oh yeah and a snez with no wires (bit useless).

anyway..

first lessons were english and music, meh getting a bit tired of playing longview over and over while sharky does his 'thing' with his flute ;)

then break

then physics

then lunch, I cant believe joel has gone to the belgium guy and told him to make me and oli put him in our dorm D: whata faggot. I just had faggots for tea aswell LOL (they are nice though tbf) Someone caught a Zapdos on the field!
me 'it would be well funny if we all went off the field and ben and george were still on not realising were everyone had gone'
oli 'lol they'd just be walking round in circles making weird noises'
me 'george does that anyway'
oli 'ha lol'
me 'no seriously look'
*looks over at george whos walking around in circles while making weird noises*

^true story

 then we had a lecture ;D on space and shit, twas funny
BUT THAT FUCKING SUN WAS SCARY, IT HAD A FACE I SWEAR!
I actually nearly shat myself



then history

then home.

you think your more retro?
commodore64
tbf

Response To Nick

Gold > Silver

silver lugia is on level 40
gold its on level 70

so yeah

And btw I had original Red so HA I'M MORE RETRO THEN YOU!

Growlith = best pokemon evar!!

FUCK YEAH 

Norman, Bringers, And White Sticky Stuff ;D

Whats happenin' bloggers

RUN YOU FOOLS!

k. So first was..

Drama: meh.

Citizenship: FFS SHANK HIM ALREADY?!

Break: I actually almost cryed when I found out Norman was gone :'( Sarahs Boob is now nameless, its just like any other normal boob, nothing special.

P.E: Had Cricket again (catch the snatch) ben annoys me sometimes. He just completely wrecked the grouping arrangements just by being there D: hes all like  'whaat?' and stuff and were all like 'ben go in that group, your wrecking the group arrangements' and Matt was like 'no ben stay :)'

Lunch: FFS JOEL NOBODY LIKES YOU! I spent half of lunch explaining to joel why nobody likes him, hes all like 'you all take the mic cause im fat and im not fat waaa' but tbf its not that we dont like you cause your fat, your fat because we dont like you.
Norman came back! But went quite quickly. So Sarah was like LOOK AT MY ASSETS! THEY NEED ATTENTION!!
and we were like
NO YOUR BOOBS ARE NAMELESS!
but me and oli did sing baby got back to keep her happy :)

Science: Had Doodlebee again :(  she was showing us how to make White sticky stuff ;) and how to grab the huge ball it was lol, oh and laurenn had a spasm and couldnt breath it was like woahh and then she came back and was k. so all good (Y)

Business: Talked to Max about pokemon again, seriously the lesson should be changed from 'Business Studies' to 'Pokemonz Studies' It would be so much more betterer and usefull and stuff :3

Walking Home: For some reason Max and Sally decided to walk home our way it was like 'what?' t'was funny though, We figured out that max is just a ginger version of me with bigger eyes then loz decided that Max's hair isn't actually ginger its 'bringer'

KEEP ON BLOGGIN'

Response To Sally

Yeah Pokemonz easily kicks Sonics ass but lets face it

Fire Red > Leaf Green

Response To Nick

Trufax.

oh no you did'n

I Just read nicks blog and would like to mention how utterly offensive and misleading it was.
Sonic 2 was the game that turned me onto games (well pokemon aswell but hey) and is ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME! So if you say that its for '9' year olds then I have one thing to say to you!!!


grr and stuff.


Sonic 2 is amazing.. every other sonic ever is a pile of shit though tbf

Yum, Blogging

Heyyz

I am actually relatively happy that Sarah, Bailey and Matt are back its like after three weeks you actually begin to miss folk's; and they've actually all brought people back with them! Norman, Bob, Ben..

I had plenty of fun filled lessons today,

IT: ...

English: Heard alot about Matts many adventures in america. IN AMERICA!

Maths: SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING JIZZ FACE! 8'-)

Business: Max gave me squids   :(

Science: ...

I Wanna Be The Very Best Like noone Ever Was DUN DUN DUUN to catch them is my real test TO TRAIN THEM IS MA CAUSE!!!

so today has been pretty chilled-

I haven't done much, like nothing.. apart from playing pokemon

because max and sally have been making me think about pokemon more I was like ZOMG IM GENNA PLAY POKEMON!

and it shows how sad I was at it.

My Sapphire Version Party:

Mewtwo Lv. 77
Blastoise Lv. 73
Kyogre Lv. 67
Zapdos Lv. 56
Sceptile Lv. 55
Moltres Lv. 51

My Diamond Version Party:

Heatran Lv. 70
Dialga Lv. 56
Luxray Lv. 50
Torterra Lv. 47
Staraptor Lv. 44
Pikachu Lv. 18

Those are they only ones I could find but I remember having all level 70s on my gold version and two level 90 somethings on my original red which is explainable as I played it for like 7 years(I got it when I was 3 omg the memories)

100th Post

100th post!

apparently people read my blog in IT I like felt so special. Even if they read loads of other peoples aswell. 

Like Hi people.

anyway..

megan wanted me to do another enjoyable depressing blog so I was like yeah sure i'll do it about you.

but im not going to because its hard.

anyway..

Me and Oli got to school at like the ultimate timeing as soon as we walked through the gate the bell rang I was like 'wow' and then we saw sarah whos back, (wb btw) and started singing the simpsons because shes lellow :3

First was beadon english when we had to do about arguments and stuff. apparently sharky is figuring out a formula to win the lottery and is going to give it to me because I said that if I win the lottery I would bye him green day. And apparently the last time megan had sex was 4months and 16days ago and she doesn't like it thaaat much.

second was IT we did a test so it sucked.

then was break when sally told me to bye her a ukulele for her birthday.

then was science

then was lunch, ha joel.

then P.E we did cricket and andys like a sap at it. (15 points if it goes in the whole, 50 points if you manage to catch the snatch)

then drama.

then went home and ben like appeared even though he hasn't been here for like time.

BYE

Elephants Toe ;)

Heyz :)

Today I had to walk to school again because Matts still on the slots in vegas

m'king ash and his m'king pikachu had to block of the m'king planes :/ ahwell atleast that means ben and george arn't here ;D

First off I had Drama, it was meh, no ones in my class so :/

Then I had English, Everything about it is shit tbf I used to be good at it like g&t and everything but now I have like choudhery as a teacher and shit and am in a crap seat with no one to talk too :/

then it was break

then I had History we started the GCSE topic about medicine and shit and I got a folder and everything :3 I felt so special.

Then it was lunch,

then it was science with doodlebee, we made ethanol and sally put her rubber duck in the water and it was floating 'round all brapapapin and shit :3

then was maths, its still maths but the class is way better then the other one I was in, for one thing I get to sit next to my buddy cameron :} for another its way easier instead of the teacher going "DO A GAZZILION POINTLESS SUPER LONG SUMS WITH LETTERS AND MINI NUMBERS AND BRACKITZ AND SHIT THAT YOU DONT ACTUALLY GET HOW TO DO IN YOUR BOOK OR I'LL GIVE YOU A DETENTION WHERE U HAVE TO STARE AT MY STANKY CAMELTOE WHICH IS MORE LIKE A FUCKING ELEPHANTS TOE FOR AN HOUR AND DO MORE SUMS AND SHIT!!!"
its,,"oh ok guys where going to do some maths here ok go and get the whiteboards for me and be sure to bend right over while you pick them up, that ok guys?" (mr walsh is just blatantly a paedophile tbf)

then I went home, etc.

Technically Raped

So I went to mere green today because Oli text me and said everyone was there even though no one was there.

So me and Oli were fully chillin quoting southpark and shit

oh hamburgers, hey sharon, your a re-re-reee-aree-retard, mmkay, duhfuck, dont forget to bring a towel, etc.

then we walked for a bit

then we went onto the grass

and then cara turned up with her talkative friend which made me even more pissed that my van got stolen by the chav on EastEnders :@ I missed a perfectly good opportunity.

so then we went to sainsburys and purchased some pretzels and emergency Extra Ice Mints that have special properties that destroys bad breath causing bacteria. ;)

 then we went on the swings and they were all like quiet and stuff so me and Oli decided to play hide and seek to break the ice but then he didn't count enough and saw us blatantly walking off so we ended up on this bench and we climbed the wall. (the one outside costa)

and then Oli ditched me fully and left me with cara and her talkative friend.

and then we walked someone and a gang of year 7s popped out of nowhere and talkative friend was all like 'oo they luv eachother but they wont go out ooo'

and this gang had about 20 of them in it and they blocked us in and said they wouldn't  let us go until I fingered her. So I was like fuck off and walked off
and they started following me.
so I pulled out my phone and pretended to take a picture and they all got scared (being year 7s)
and then they said we'll leave you alone if you hold her hand and kiss her on the cheek so I did and they went.
I tell you now when I get my Van back those kids are going to be the first ones in there.

That is about it.
Until Next Time!
TTFN!

My New Van

Hi ;P

Why is it that today everything sounds dirty?

hey can you come?

no

oh ill give you a lift

im trying so hard to get you off

maybe if you go down

oli: imagine if i pulled my trousers down now my bollocks would be like swinging side to side

me and cameron: ..

hey cameron you could make anything sound dirty

Hi

(ha my penis is high when I have an erection)

hi

anyway the rest of the day..

we brought some mega mouth candy spray and i sprayed it in my eye 3 times.

we played chicken on the swings ;)

we ate.

we saw cara twice stalker much ;)

we went home..

Urban Dictionary =]

my name in urban dictionary:

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laurenn :')

danтнeмan вlyтнey        says:
*ill give you a lesson on advanced birds and the bees if u want :)
Laurennnnn.  :) says:
*go for it :P
      danтнeмan вlyтнey        says:
*wellll
*theory or practicul?
Laurennnnn.  :) says:
*think we shud stick to theory for the time being
      danтнeмan вlyтнey        says:
*ok..
*well
*before the practice of sexual intercourse takes place all thoe men are always up and ready women need some motivation before they start this can be known as 'foreplay'or 'priming the turkey'

Laurennnnn.  :) says:

*cool

      danтнeмan вlyтнey        says:

*this can involve extensive rubbing, licking, kissing, touching etc. 

Laurennnnn.  :) says:

*kay you can stop now thanks :)

      danтнeмan вlyтнey        says:

*:-O i didnt even get onto actual sex!

Laurennnnn.  :) says:

*im sure ill live :P

      danтнeмan вlyтнey        says:

*if you call that living ;)

Today

*read camerons blogpost except change the section about monopoly to walking to sainsburys because I was hungry*

Come on and Blog ;D

The general gist of today is I've been in meres for about 7 hours (that's like a record or something)

There were quite a few people there
it started off as me, Oli, Olivia, Maisie, Ellie, Tayla and Luke
and ended up with me, Oli, Olivia, Maisie, Ellie, Tayla, Luke, Max, Megan, Jake, Liam, Mitchell, Jack, Becky, Cara (kindof) and some more who I cant remember and other random groups of people who like joined.

Quote of the Day: Text message received "just going to the toilet"
Spoken reply "What do you want me to do, Wipe your fucking arse?"
*Walks in front of us*
Pretzels are amazing me oli olivia maisey and max went into sainsburys to get some food and came out with one bag of pretzels :') they are fully nice thou tbh (me and max kinda detoured to look at pokemonz :3) oh and we saw alex in sainsburys aswell we didnt speak we just saw her :3

-youknowwho- was there and she actually came up to us and started talking to me I was like wow that was a big leap.

I walked into a bar.. ouch

We spent ages looking for a trolley and then found one and then didnt do much with it and noticed there was another trolley behind us.

We just properly chilled for most the day thou.

good times :')

My dream

Okaay my dream kinda made sense soo

Started off I was this guy from the russian army or something else (I know I was Russian) and me and my wife were sent to attack America on these awsome red speed boat things.

So we went to America on the speed boat (America was about a minute away) and went through like a canel which went straight through the city. On the way through I saw some people I know (can't remember who they were thoe) Then we parked the speedboat and realised we had to wait for an hour for more russians on speedboats to come because we'd got there early.

So then I decided to go into the city to pass the time. So we went through the city on the boat again.

For some reason when we got back I no longer spoke Russian and people I New who I can't remember where there.

So then the Americans realised I was Russian even thoe I wasn't anymore so I pulled out an Uzi but wasn't good at shooting so oli shot instead from the passenger seat and we started driving off. So then we shot some people and I got shot in the head but it was fine.

Then the boat and canel disappeared and we were with way more people who I can't remember apart from I think mallsopp was there.

Loads of the people who were shot started like turning into zombies but I remember telling everyone there not really zombies even thoe they were like infecting people and stuff.

So we had to hide and found this shed with these random sepia tone crying children in there speaking a weird language. For some reason I said it's ok there just Jews hiding from the Nazis in all seriousness. Then I remember someone saying we should go and get more people and me saying let's get cameron (we didn't :D) Then more zombies who wernt zombies came and started trying to kill us so we ran and then split up and then more people died and then I was being attacked by a Zombie and nobody helped for ages and then we went back to the boat which had dissapeared but had reappeared in the canal and found my Russian wife.

And then I woke up.

THE END

80th Post

Hai :3

its either monday tuesday wednesday or thursday (I cant remember I lost track)

ino its not friday saturday or sunday thoe cause theres stuff on tv those days

I havn't properly posted in a while (well it probably hasn't been a while but as I said before I lost track of time)

soo glad its the holidays :D

and its two weeks which is good

and i'm actually doing stuff which is also good

but I don't see some people which is bad

but I don't see some other people which is good

anyway i'm losing track

I had some easter eggs which is good because they're made of chocolate which is good because chocolate is supposed to momentarily give you the feeling of being in love (i watched charlie and the chocolate factory)

Were going to watch paranormal activity on thursday (omg thats not today! so it cant be thursday!)
I hope someone cakes themselves :) (aslong as there not close to me)

I'm using alot of subtext and brackets in this post (yes you are mwuhaha and stuff)

Nick if you read this your drawings are amazing especially the cupcake (can you pweeze draw me a gangster pikachu with a lightsaber?)


thats about it..  -kisses hand and makes a wooshing noise as he puts it over the camera- bye:D

nd shit

ffs cameron i think your losing track. if you dont remember ANDY was your first friend at arthur terry and you havnt even mentioned him im disgusted

so far plans for the youtube channel:

• Story Time With Sallygator
• A Day In The Life of Ben
• TV show spoofs
• Rave Girling XTREME
• BareLove for george
• Happy Familys
• Hardcore Extreme Sports to mega super hardcore music

its like fully like the Easter holidays nd shizzle

today was lol and fod at the same time

tutor was so stupid

'hey chaps were going to have a fun and educational egg and spoon race'
no.. jusno

english was shit
music was lol we bailed oli out of a cover lesson by saying we needed him for practical :3 me and sharkey are such good friends to him ;D

break was ok people kept pushing me into cara its like, stopit tbf.

then I think it was science.. we got our tests igot a c but I was like naa sir I cba to get a c and argued my way up to a B I can do stuff like that.

then was lunch it was cold and penny kept bugging me to go out with cara :(

then was maths it was mine and sallys last lesson in the geek class :'(
so we did fuck all
I decided that sally and nick are going to be in the new youtube channel
(I watched chapman&truelove episode2 was hella funny)

then was history we had the worst teacher ever.
someone said they where wayne rooney when they went on the bored and she believed them :')

then I went home.
then it was parents evening.

defenately believes in GOOD karma :')

tomorrows yesterday........... *whispers* and shizzle

today was fun

saying that super orgy megaawesomesupersex is number 10 on the fun scale and town with sally and cameron was number 8

id say its been about a 6

considering I thought it would be a bit shit

it went up about 2 because I just found my ipod :3

we started off just me oli and cameron goin to sutton

we went into muccy ds and this random crowd of girls started chatting us up

'av u jus bin to subway cause I just got a footlong enit' *giggles*

then we found liv and maisey

we walked through sutton park and played dares :3 (such badmans)

Olis was to just over the lake but he wouldnt do it so I said id do it with him and did, it was cool.

maisey and liv sat buy some random drunk guy

and cameron didnt do anything

then we went to maiseys house and played tig

then we went home

then I went on msn

then I found my ipod :3

then i decided to update my blog and put:

today was fun

saying that super orgy megaawesomesupersex is number 10 on the fun scale and town with sally and cameron was number 8

id say its been about a 6

considering I thought it would be a bit shit

it went up about 2 because I just found my ipod :3

we started off just me oli and cameron goin to sutton

we went into muccy ds and this random crowd of girls started chatting us up

'av u jus bin to subway cause I just got a footlong enit' *giggles*

then we found liv and maisey

we walked through sutton park and played dares :3 (such badmans)

Olis was to just over the lake but he wouldnt do it so I said id do it with him and did, it was cool.

maisey and liv sat buy some random drunk guy

and cameron didnt do anything

then we went to maiseys house and played tig

then we went home

then I went on msn

then I found my ipod :3

lets put things straight here for once..

Joel didn't kiss Cameron..

he gave head to George

BONGgGgGGggGGggG

arsedrums are the most revolutionary musical instruments evaaa

and sarah your shape is a bong ;)

defenately believes in karma

doesnt like not being able to read minds :/

*nobody cares*
*like*
*comment*
*I am very very ...*

iaeoouhihnwaatribtorayfokowaien

Bloggity blog blog blog ;D

today was the same as usual accept the white sticky stuff cameron was squirting everywhere was a different kind ;D

I Did two tests today D: maths and R.E re was abit of a joke thoe tbh (Y)

ACTUALLY CAMERON I SAID THAT IF YOU DONT HAVE GEL IN YOUR HAIR THEN YOUR NOT  OK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

Today was actually quite funny

we like really need to try getting tom hugs again

IF YOU READ THIS THEN HUG TOM TOMORROW OK!? 

NOT YOU CAMERON!

I very much enjoy listening to music :)

Olis stalker is actually pretty safe tbh

silly string is amazing

gfytbh :D

THUMB RUBBING FETISH!!

I just remembered that I mist out like most of the day in my last post..


Like walking to school me Oli and Matt where talking about pokemon because its so amazingly bad man awesome.


woah pokemon came up alot today


like then at lunch with 'pokeporn' and just now with that group on facebook When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down


win :')


Thats like three times as much as normal :O


woah I went bold for a sec.. and now my fonts changed..










anyways..


woah bailey talks about me making sex notions on him in his blog alot :S its kinda creepy 


I've figured out that I have a Thumb Fetish because sally was rubbing me with her thumb and it was all like


Jizz In My Pants 


I actually, actually think that sally should be the doctor who apprentice


<=sally in maths (pretend the ruler is a sonic screwdriver :P)


George In science man!! But the Boowel in the Hoowel LOL he does make me laugh :') it was nearly as funny as dodgeball in P.E yesterday when george was playing :') and he was fully into it and skidding across the floor and shit :D so fucking funny :')


Why does it always rain walking home its like wtf?!

OMPIMCWHG * oh my *please insert moderate curse word here* god*

TODAY! :O

I have a full on cold D': I think sally gave it to me :@ its like grr

I went to school today and it was like so educational (Y)

I had drama first..

Then I had english which was quite lol cause we had to pick anybody in the world fictional dead or alive.

I was like going to be Chuck Norris but then I remembered that there is only 1 Chuck Norris and nobody can pretend to be him because if you do you WILL DIE :-|.

So then I was jesus instead but megan had ago because she was jesus so I eventually settled with arny 'the governor of california' frith was Gandhi but he didnt know who Gandhi is, I loled :)

Then Break.. some shizzle happened :P

then it was like something else

then it was lunch I loled some

then it was science I moved next to bailey and lauren and Tp

then it was maths which was lol me bailey and sally talked about boners.. as usual ;D

Time Travel

I just learned how to timetravel so i'm blogging at aload of important events :P check my archive :D

yesterdays tomorrow and shizzle :P

today..

r.e: we drew penis's inside ppls mouths in the r.e textbook :') were such rebels :')

I.T.. I think: meh :)

break: meh :)

wtf did I have third?

Lunch: OMFG BAILEYS MOM IS A MILF! Were just to hardcore to follow the crowd and go on the field, effort, like so last year.

Music: We watched ppl from the 'talented' group perform (me and sharkey are in the retard group) We got in trouble for laughing but its like 'tbf miss its ben on his fart machine, followed by nick singing will friken young how in the fuck are we going to not laugh!? Especially with oli doing him smooth head banging its literally impossible not to, and we wern't the only ppl laughing, so why make us stand up on our own infront of everyone and tell us how disappointed and let down you were, and then to punish us you said we had to perform infront of everyone next time we do this. whis is going to be in like half a year so you will of forgotten anyway and tbh we were going to actually ask if we could perform anyway so HA!'

Drama: Were doing a script but it sounded really retarded because she said we cant put an accent on when it was written in an accent so it sounded fully retarded.

YouTube Channel

Is still going to start making proper youtube videos.. someday.. when ive plucked up enough energy and determination.. cause its like effort tbh.. meh.

oh and I need a better camera aswell..

and people..

Joel's so Fat :')

Sarah: HEY JOEL'S SUCHA NOB!

Me: INORITE! LETS ALL POINT AND SHOUT ABUSE!

Sarah: YEAH!

Anyone else who happened to be there at the time: JOEL UR FAT!

Me: HEY JOEL! ABUSE! ABUSE! ABUSE! ABUSE!

Someone: HEY LOOK ITS SALLY!

Sally: sup what ya doin?

Us: POINTING AND SHOUTING ABUSE AT JOEL! WANNA JOIN!

Sally: ye ok

Us: ABUSE! ABUSE! ABUSE!
















its funny because Joel was ages away :')

close encounters..

oo a friend requests

43 mutual friends meh may aswell accept

hey wait a sec..

HOLY FUCK ITS OLIS STALKER!!!!!

please please please don't try and talk to me..


oh fuck shes trying to talk to me

WHAT THE FUCK SHALL I DO!?!?

calm down calm down if you don't say anything she cant talk back..

phew.. that was a close one..

..

..

..

im hungry..

'lol'

"What the hells your name,
What's your pleasure what is your pain?
Do you dream too much?
Do you think what you need is a crutch?"

am I retarded or am I just overjoyed

I've been catching up on youtube videos today and yesterday.

I haven't been on it for ages so :') 

there are so many lolz :'D

Rave Girling is so the new Party Boying.

pokemonz rulez!!

I'm like in a weird mood

it feels like I'm really high in a chilled way

I think it was the epic dog music its like woah :)

i <3 =3 

anyways..

erm..

bye.

  

I WAS BORED OK DEAL WITH IT!

I'm on a Bus

ah shit get your pass ready its about to drive down everybody in the place to the top deck but stay on yo mutherfuckin toes! I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus) I'm on a bus (I'm on a a bus) Everybody look at me cause i'm ravin on a bus (ravin on a bus)  I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus) I'm on a bus Take a long hard look at the motherfuckin bus

Im on a bus motherfucker take a look at me, straight drivin on a bus and its well funny we chillin with vitamins and drive past the cup you cant stop me motherfucker cause im on a bus!

Take a picture trick (trick) Im on a bus bitch (bitch) we downin loads of pop rocks cause there so foam (ey) I got my glow sticks and my 3D Glasses Im eaten nuggets at bells pizza and spittin em at sally

I'm ridin escalators leanin back and shit run through a fountain and get my feet really wet. Lets got to sea life, Dan you just killed it, I'm on a bus motherfucker don't you ever forget!

I'm on a bus aynd, its goin' slow aynd, we're stuck in the 3 0 clock traffic aynd  I really need a piss on a bus with eron but I can really hold it so it dont bother me doe

GET THE FUCK UP THIS BOAT IS REAL!

Fuck cars i'm on a bus motherfucker! (motherfucker)
Fuck Seatbelts I sit freely motherfucker! (motherfucker)
I'm on deck lookin at joel motherfucker! (ay)
The Bus engine make noise motherfucker!





cba with the rest, im so sad ;D

today was so fucking funny im not even genna blog about it you guys are all joel anyway so you dnt deserve to hear my words :3

sup..

..

..

im a menace, a dentist

I listened to tht song again because its smack an ass day tomorrow

and I only just realised the best line in the song

(8) an I get more ass then a toilet seat

genius :')

its national smack an ass day tomorrow!

OH YES!


DOUBLE TEAM! SHOTGUN RIGHT!

threeday see what I did there? :P

SHOUT OUT TO THE FUTURE WIFE!!
Sarah Wopo Tag-Along Blythe Turpin

Today was pretty hilarious but you probably already know that so I wont bother writing all about it, just add together parts from other peoples blog to make up my day! if that works! it probably wont!

Anyways I got engaged today and then had a hunnymoon in the mere green library toilet "don't worry we didn't do anything" ;D

SALLY WOULDNT GIVE ME A GLOWSTICK! :'(

Sorry cameron but olis my best man :j

baileys my dad ;D

OLI THE STAG-DO BETTER BE GOOD!

FbhlrcruhjkjflkjlvaRDFJWDHEidjfeiocumjihueiorhgofbgylhrf find the inappropriate word :3

asif
because
I
was
on
a
trip
yesterday
you make
me do
all of
the work
that
everyone did
in the lesson...



FUCK YOU MRS. CAMELTOE!

THEM!

Champagne for my Real Friends Real Pain for my sham friends

you shouldnt give a bollocks what they say because they only have half the life you do and you know that in 10 years time there going to be lonely and fat sitting in there moms basement playing 'cod' with one hand on the controller and the other in a mega pack of dorritos thinking where did it all go wrong.





FUCK THEM

stupid and smart D:

doesn't like being stupid and smart :( I mean ffs brain, pick one!

lawl.

Texas
leaf-blower
massacre
is so going on our youtube channel ;D

cba with the IT trip tommorow D: cant abandon bailey thoe :(

A Post

I haven't posted today and I don't wanna break my streak so..

Today I have done nothing..

I've been on msn for 8 hours which is like a record for me :)

7 of those 8 I was talking to Sarah... SHOUT OUT TO SARAH! WOPO!

I've been speaking to eron for about 6 an a half hours (helping him get over avril)

and I was speaking to laurenn for about 2-3 hours (from now im going to call you darling and pumpkin muffin aslong as you keep calling me Daniel ;D)

I WENT TO KFC FOR DINNER AND THEY SKANKED US OUT OF THE POPCORN CHICKEN!!! THE FUCKING FRIED CHICKEN STEALING BASTARDS!! THTS TWO LARGE POPCORN CHICKENS!! ITS LIKE HALF THE FUCKING MEAL!! I BET THEY DELIBERATELY DID IT AND ARE SCOFFING IT DOWN RIGHT NOW THINKING 'HAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF DOUCHBAGS WE SO EASILY SKANKED THEM OUT OF THE POPCORN CHICKEN!' WELL ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU FUCKING SHITEATING NOBENDS IM GOING TO WRITE A LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO THE COURNEL HIMSELF ABOUT YOU SO HUMPH!!!!

that pissed me off a bit :P


anyways that was pretty much it

TODAYYYYYYY

Unlike SOME LAZY PEOPLE! I'm going to do my blog post about today in order ;D

Before School: I woke up fully early today it was like 20 past 7! (which probably isn't that early for most people but it was for me :P) I made two ready made microwaveable pancakes and then said fuck it and made two more because I'm like obese :P I had to shove down the last two because Matt came two early (no cameron that wasn't a sex joke)

First Period (that was;D): I had Maths it was kind of shit as usual. Sally kept asking people to bake her a cake so I was like yeah alright so I actually am going to bake her a cake (its worth it for a dinosaur cookie)

Second Period: P.E we skipped it was lol all the people on the big rope failed ;D oh and in the changing rooms me and eron made two new kinds of porn :) (its not as bad as it sounds)

BREAK!!!!: ok first thing I wanna say about break is how blatently obviously it was that we were on the bench in the corner and had obviously claimed it as year 9s new spot

Third Period: Sucked

LUNCH!!!!!: Lunch was fucking hilarious!! Some year 8s where sitting on the bench we were sitting on before at break so we went and sat by them anyway :D it was funny as hell some of them moved straight away but some overs were just staying there trying to act hard by standing there ground it was so funny :') They all moved to a different spot so some of us followed them commando style :P

After a bit they all came back and just stood there in front of us I was like wtf?

Then we went into the canteen to eat and shit olis stalker was in there and asked andy how to say his second name, I loled :')

when we got back cameron started fingering laurenns blazer and I woar  sharkys coat to see if his magic powers that get girls to tell him secrets where in there " laurenn are you a lesbian" she said no (I new you weren't a lesbian all along ;))

OMG! sam nutt had come to the bench where we all were! we decided to think of a plan we were going to dress ben up as megan and make him run off somewhere so sam nutt would follow him and try to bum him or something but megan wouldn't even let us have her cloths! So instead we just stood on the bench and gave him evils, he went eventually

After that we did the hokey cokey to science it was hilarious! and half way up the stairs sharkey realised he didnt have his bag so we went to look for it.. turns out the "badman" year 8s had stolen it it was funny thoe

Forth Period: Sucked

In-between Forth and Fifth Period: me sharkey megan and oli decided to take the long way to english, asin around all the blocks through B block and around the blocks again it was lol :')

Fifth Period: Sucked really bad

Walking Home: OMG I called sarah twice and she didnt answer! It was well boring aswell!

At Home: I Decided to Write a Blog Post I said:

Unlike SOME LAZY PEOPLE! I'm going to do my blog post about today in order ;D

Before School: I woke up fully early today it was like 20 past 7! (which probably isn't that early for most people but it was for me :P) I made two ready made microwaveable pancakes and then said fuck it and made two more because I'm like obese :P I had to shove down the last two because Matt came two early (no cameron that wasn't a sex joke)

First Period (that was;D): I had Maths it was kind of shit as usual. Sally kept asking people to bake her a cake so I was like yeah alright so I actually am going to bake her a cake (its worth it for a dinosaur cookie)

Second Period: P.E we skipped it was lol all the people on the big rope failed ;D oh and in the changing rooms me and eron made two new kinds of porn :) (its not as bad as it sounds)

BREAK!!!!: ok first thing I wanna say about break is how blatently obviously it was that we were on the bench in the corner and had obviously claimed it as year 9s new spot

Third Period: Sucked

LUNCH!!!!!: Lunch was fucking hilarious!! Some year 8s where sitting on the bench we were sitting on before at break so we went and sat by them anyway :D it was funny as hell some of them moved straight away but some overs were just staying there trying to act hard by standing there ground it was so funny :') They all moved to a different spot so some of us followed them commando style :P

After a bit they all came back and just stood there in front of us I was like wtf?

Then we went into the canteen to eat and shit olis stalker was in there and asked andy how to say his second name, I loled :')

when we got back cameron started fingering laurenns blazer and I woar  sharkys coat to see if his magic powers that get girls to tell him secrets where in there " laurenn are you a lesbian" she said no (I new you weren't a lesbian all along ;))

OMG! sam nutt had come to the bench where we all were! we decided to think of a plan we were going to dress ben up as megan and make him run off somewhere so sam nutt would follow him and try to bum him or something but megan wouldn't even let us have her cloths! So instead we just stood on the bench and gave him evils, he went eventually

After that we did the hokey cokey to science it was hilarious! and half way up the stairs sharkey realised he didnt have his bag so we went to look for it.. turns out the "badman" year 8s had stolen it it was funny thoe

Forth Period: Sucked

In-between Forth and Fifth Period: me sharkey megan and oli decided to take the long way to english, asin around all the blocks through B block and around the blocks again it was lol :')

Fifth Period: Sucked really bad

Walking Home: OMG I called sarah twice and she didnt answer! It was well boring aswell!

THE END ;D