so far plans for the youtube channel:

• Story Time With Sallygator
• A Day In The Life of Ben
• TV show spoofs
• Rave Girling XTREME
• BareLove for george
• Happy Familys
• Hardcore Extreme Sports to mega super hardcore music

its like fully like the Easter holidays nd shizzle

today was lol and fod at the same time

tutor was so stupid

'hey chaps were going to have a fun and educational egg and spoon race'
no.. jusno

english was shit
music was lol we bailed oli out of a cover lesson by saying we needed him for practical :3 me and sharkey are such good friends to him ;D

break was ok people kept pushing me into cara its like, stopit tbf.

then I think it was science.. we got our tests igot a c but I was like naa sir I cba to get a c and argued my way up to a B I can do stuff like that.

then was lunch it was cold and penny kept bugging me to go out with cara :(

then was maths it was mine and sallys last lesson in the geek class :'(
so we did fuck all
I decided that sally and nick are going to be in the new youtube channel
(I watched chapman&truelove episode2 was hella funny)

then was history we had the worst teacher ever.
someone said they where wayne rooney when they went on the bored and she believed them :')

then I went home.
then it was parents evening.

defenately believes in GOOD karma :')

tomorrows yesterday........... *whispers* and shizzle

today was fun

saying that super orgy megaawesomesupersex is number 10 on the fun scale and town with sally and cameron was number 8

id say its been about a 6

considering I thought it would be a bit shit

it went up about 2 because I just found my ipod :3

we started off just me oli and cameron goin to sutton

we went into muccy ds and this random crowd of girls started chatting us up

'av u jus bin to subway cause I just got a footlong enit' *giggles*

then we found liv and maisey

we walked through sutton park and played dares :3 (such badmans)

Olis was to just over the lake but he wouldnt do it so I said id do it with him and did, it was cool.

maisey and liv sat buy some random drunk guy

and cameron didnt do anything

then we went to maiseys house and played tig

then we went home

then I went on msn

then I found my ipod :3

then i decided to update my blog and put:

today was fun

saying that super orgy megaawesomesupersex is number 10 on the fun scale and town with sally and cameron was number 8

id say its been about a 6

considering I thought it would be a bit shit

it went up about 2 because I just found my ipod :3

we started off just me oli and cameron goin to sutton

we went into muccy ds and this random crowd of girls started chatting us up

'av u jus bin to subway cause I just got a footlong enit' *giggles*

then we found liv and maisey

we walked through sutton park and played dares :3 (such badmans)

Olis was to just over the lake but he wouldnt do it so I said id do it with him and did, it was cool.

maisey and liv sat buy some random drunk guy

and cameron didnt do anything

then we went to maiseys house and played tig

then we went home

then I went on msn

then I found my ipod :3

lets put things straight here for once..

Joel didn't kiss Cameron..

he gave head to George

BONGgGgGGggGGggG

arsedrums are the most revolutionary musical instruments evaaa

and sarah your shape is a bong ;)

defenately believes in karma

doesnt like not being able to read minds :/

*nobody cares*
*like*
*comment*
*I am very very ...*

iaeoouhihnwaatribtorayfokowaien

Bloggity blog blog blog ;D

today was the same as usual accept the white sticky stuff cameron was squirting everywhere was a different kind ;D

I Did two tests today D: maths and R.E re was abit of a joke thoe tbh (Y)

ACTUALLY CAMERON I SAID THAT IF YOU DONT HAVE GEL IN YOUR HAIR THEN YOUR NOT  OK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

Today was actually quite funny

we like really need to try getting tom hugs again

IF YOU READ THIS THEN HUG TOM TOMORROW OK!? 

NOT YOU CAMERON!

I very much enjoy listening to music :)

Olis stalker is actually pretty safe tbh

silly string is amazing

gfytbh :D

THUMB RUBBING FETISH!!

I just remembered that I mist out like most of the day in my last post..


Like walking to school me Oli and Matt where talking about pokemon because its so amazingly bad man awesome.


woah pokemon came up alot today


like then at lunch with 'pokeporn' and just now with that group on facebook When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down


win :')


Thats like three times as much as normal :O


woah I went bold for a sec.. and now my fonts changed..










anyways..


woah bailey talks about me making sex notions on him in his blog alot :S its kinda creepy 


I've figured out that I have a Thumb Fetish because sally was rubbing me with her thumb and it was all like


Jizz In My Pants 


I actually, actually think that sally should be the doctor who apprentice


<=sally in maths (pretend the ruler is a sonic screwdriver :P)


George In science man!! But the Boowel in the Hoowel LOL he does make me laugh :') it was nearly as funny as dodgeball in P.E yesterday when george was playing :') and he was fully into it and skidding across the floor and shit :D so fucking funny :')


Why does it always rain walking home its like wtf?!

OMPIMCWHG * oh my *please insert moderate curse word here* god*

TODAY! :O

I have a full on cold D': I think sally gave it to me :@ its like grr

I went to school today and it was like so educational (Y)

I had drama first..

Then I had english which was quite lol cause we had to pick anybody in the world fictional dead or alive.

I was like going to be Chuck Norris but then I remembered that there is only 1 Chuck Norris and nobody can pretend to be him because if you do you WILL DIE :-|.

So then I was jesus instead but megan had ago because she was jesus so I eventually settled with arny 'the governor of california' frith was Gandhi but he didnt know who Gandhi is, I loled :)

Then Break.. some shizzle happened :P

then it was like something else

then it was lunch I loled some

then it was science I moved next to bailey and lauren and Tp

then it was maths which was lol me bailey and sally talked about boners.. as usual ;D

Time Travel

I just learned how to timetravel so i'm blogging at aload of important events :P check my archive :D

yesterdays tomorrow and shizzle :P

today..

r.e: we drew penis's inside ppls mouths in the r.e textbook :') were such rebels :')

I.T.. I think: meh :)

break: meh :)

wtf did I have third?

Lunch: OMFG BAILEYS MOM IS A MILF! Were just to hardcore to follow the crowd and go on the field, effort, like so last year.

Music: We watched ppl from the 'talented' group perform (me and sharkey are in the retard group) We got in trouble for laughing but its like 'tbf miss its ben on his fart machine, followed by nick singing will friken young how in the fuck are we going to not laugh!? Especially with oli doing him smooth head banging its literally impossible not to, and we wern't the only ppl laughing, so why make us stand up on our own infront of everyone and tell us how disappointed and let down you were, and then to punish us you said we had to perform infront of everyone next time we do this. whis is going to be in like half a year so you will of forgotten anyway and tbh we were going to actually ask if we could perform anyway so HA!'

Drama: Were doing a script but it sounded really retarded because she said we cant put an accent on when it was written in an accent so it sounded fully retarded.

YouTube Channel

Is still going to start making proper youtube videos.. someday.. when ive plucked up enough energy and determination.. cause its like effort tbh.. meh.

oh and I need a better camera aswell..

and people..

Joel's so Fat :')

Sarah: HEY JOEL'S SUCHA NOB!

Me: INORITE! LETS ALL POINT AND SHOUT ABUSE!

Sarah: YEAH!

Anyone else who happened to be there at the time: JOEL UR FAT!

Me: HEY JOEL! ABUSE! ABUSE! ABUSE! ABUSE!

Someone: HEY LOOK ITS SALLY!

Sally: sup what ya doin?

Us: POINTING AND SHOUTING ABUSE AT JOEL! WANNA JOIN!

Sally: ye ok

Us: ABUSE! ABUSE! ABUSE!
















its funny because Joel was ages away :')

close encounters..

oo a friend requests

43 mutual friends meh may aswell accept

hey wait a sec..

HOLY FUCK ITS OLIS STALKER!!!!!

please please please don't try and talk to me..


oh fuck shes trying to talk to me

WHAT THE FUCK SHALL I DO!?!?

calm down calm down if you don't say anything she cant talk back..

phew.. that was a close one..

..

..

..

im hungry..

'lol'

"What the hells your name,
What's your pleasure what is your pain?
Do you dream too much?
Do you think what you need is a crutch?"

am I retarded or am I just overjoyed

I've been catching up on youtube videos today and yesterday.

I haven't been on it for ages so :') 

there are so many lolz :'D

Rave Girling is so the new Party Boying.

pokemonz rulez!!

I'm like in a weird mood

it feels like I'm really high in a chilled way

I think it was the epic dog music its like woah :)

i <3 =3 

anyways..

erm..

bye.

  

I WAS BORED OK DEAL WITH IT!

I'm on a Bus

ah shit get your pass ready its about to drive down everybody in the place to the top deck but stay on yo mutherfuckin toes! I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus) I'm on a bus (I'm on a a bus) Everybody look at me cause i'm ravin on a bus (ravin on a bus)  I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus) I'm on a bus Take a long hard look at the motherfuckin bus

Im on a bus motherfucker take a look at me, straight drivin on a bus and its well funny we chillin with vitamins and drive past the cup you cant stop me motherfucker cause im on a bus!

Take a picture trick (trick) Im on a bus bitch (bitch) we downin loads of pop rocks cause there so foam (ey) I got my glow sticks and my 3D Glasses Im eaten nuggets at bells pizza and spittin em at sally

I'm ridin escalators leanin back and shit run through a fountain and get my feet really wet. Lets got to sea life, Dan you just killed it, I'm on a bus motherfucker don't you ever forget!

I'm on a bus aynd, its goin' slow aynd, we're stuck in the 3 0 clock traffic aynd  I really need a piss on a bus with eron but I can really hold it so it dont bother me doe

GET THE FUCK UP THIS BOAT IS REAL!

Fuck cars i'm on a bus motherfucker! (motherfucker)
Fuck Seatbelts I sit freely motherfucker! (motherfucker)
I'm on deck lookin at joel motherfucker! (ay)
The Bus engine make noise motherfucker!





cba with the rest, im so sad ;D

today was so fucking funny im not even genna blog about it you guys are all joel anyway so you dnt deserve to hear my words :3

sup..

..

..

im a menace, a dentist

I listened to tht song again because its smack an ass day tomorrow

and I only just realised the best line in the song

(8) an I get more ass then a toilet seat

genius :')

its national smack an ass day tomorrow!

OH YES!


DOUBLE TEAM! SHOTGUN RIGHT!

threeday see what I did there? :P

SHOUT OUT TO THE FUTURE WIFE!!
Sarah Wopo Tag-Along Blythe Turpin

Today was pretty hilarious but you probably already know that so I wont bother writing all about it, just add together parts from other peoples blog to make up my day! if that works! it probably wont!

Anyways I got engaged today and then had a hunnymoon in the mere green library toilet "don't worry we didn't do anything" ;D

SALLY WOULDNT GIVE ME A GLOWSTICK! :'(

Sorry cameron but olis my best man :j

baileys my dad ;D

OLI THE STAG-DO BETTER BE GOOD!

FbhlrcruhjkjflkjlvaRDFJWDHEidjfeiocumjihueiorhgofbgylhrf find the inappropriate word :3

asif
because
I
was
on
a
trip
yesterday
you make
me do
all of
the work
that
everyone did
in the lesson...



FUCK YOU MRS. CAMELTOE!

THEM!

Champagne for my Real Friends Real Pain for my sham friends

you shouldnt give a bollocks what they say because they only have half the life you do and you know that in 10 years time there going to be lonely and fat sitting in there moms basement playing 'cod' with one hand on the controller and the other in a mega pack of dorritos thinking where did it all go wrong.





FUCK THEM

stupid and smart D:

doesn't like being stupid and smart :( I mean ffs brain, pick one!

lawl.

Texas
leaf-blower
massacre
is so going on our youtube channel ;D

cba with the IT trip tommorow D: cant abandon bailey thoe :(

A Post

I haven't posted today and I don't wanna break my streak so..

Today I have done nothing..

I've been on msn for 8 hours which is like a record for me :)

7 of those 8 I was talking to Sarah... SHOUT OUT TO SARAH! WOPO!

I've been speaking to eron for about 6 an a half hours (helping him get over avril)

and I was speaking to laurenn for about 2-3 hours (from now im going to call you darling and pumpkin muffin aslong as you keep calling me Daniel ;D)

I WENT TO KFC FOR DINNER AND THEY SKANKED US OUT OF THE POPCORN CHICKEN!!! THE FUCKING FRIED CHICKEN STEALING BASTARDS!! THTS TWO LARGE POPCORN CHICKENS!! ITS LIKE HALF THE FUCKING MEAL!! I BET THEY DELIBERATELY DID IT AND ARE SCOFFING IT DOWN RIGHT NOW THINKING 'HAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF DOUCHBAGS WE SO EASILY SKANKED THEM OUT OF THE POPCORN CHICKEN!' WELL ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU FUCKING SHITEATING NOBENDS IM GOING TO WRITE A LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO THE COURNEL HIMSELF ABOUT YOU SO HUMPH!!!!

that pissed me off a bit :P


anyways that was pretty much it

TODAYYYYYYY

Unlike SOME LAZY PEOPLE! I'm going to do my blog post about today in order ;D

Before School: I woke up fully early today it was like 20 past 7! (which probably isn't that early for most people but it was for me :P) I made two ready made microwaveable pancakes and then said fuck it and made two more because I'm like obese :P I had to shove down the last two because Matt came two early (no cameron that wasn't a sex joke)

First Period (that was;D): I had Maths it was kind of shit as usual. Sally kept asking people to bake her a cake so I was like yeah alright so I actually am going to bake her a cake (its worth it for a dinosaur cookie)

Second Period: P.E we skipped it was lol all the people on the big rope failed ;D oh and in the changing rooms me and eron made two new kinds of porn :) (its not as bad as it sounds)

BREAK!!!!: ok first thing I wanna say about break is how blatently obviously it was that we were on the bench in the corner and had obviously claimed it as year 9s new spot

Third Period: Sucked

LUNCH!!!!!: Lunch was fucking hilarious!! Some year 8s where sitting on the bench we were sitting on before at break so we went and sat by them anyway :D it was funny as hell some of them moved straight away but some overs were just staying there trying to act hard by standing there ground it was so funny :') They all moved to a different spot so some of us followed them commando style :P

After a bit they all came back and just stood there in front of us I was like wtf?

Then we went into the canteen to eat and shit olis stalker was in there and asked andy how to say his second name, I loled :')

when we got back cameron started fingering laurenns blazer and I woar  sharkys coat to see if his magic powers that get girls to tell him secrets where in there " laurenn are you a lesbian" she said no (I new you weren't a lesbian all along ;))

OMG! sam nutt had come to the bench where we all were! we decided to think of a plan we were going to dress ben up as megan and make him run off somewhere so sam nutt would follow him and try to bum him or something but megan wouldn't even let us have her cloths! So instead we just stood on the bench and gave him evils, he went eventually

After that we did the hokey cokey to science it was hilarious! and half way up the stairs sharkey realised he didnt have his bag so we went to look for it.. turns out the "badman" year 8s had stolen it it was funny thoe

Forth Period: Sucked

In-between Forth and Fifth Period: me sharkey megan and oli decided to take the long way to english, asin around all the blocks through B block and around the blocks again it was lol :')

Fifth Period: Sucked really bad

Walking Home: OMG I called sarah twice and she didnt answer! It was well boring aswell!

At Home: I Decided to Write a Blog Post I said:

Unlike SOME LAZY PEOPLE! I'm going to do my blog post about today in order ;D

Before School: I woke up fully early today it was like 20 past 7! (which probably isn't that early for most people but it was for me :P) I made two ready made microwaveable pancakes and then said fuck it and made two more because I'm like obese :P I had to shove down the last two because Matt came two early (no cameron that wasn't a sex joke)

First Period (that was;D): I had Maths it was kind of shit as usual. Sally kept asking people to bake her a cake so I was like yeah alright so I actually am going to bake her a cake (its worth it for a dinosaur cookie)

Second Period: P.E we skipped it was lol all the people on the big rope failed ;D oh and in the changing rooms me and eron made two new kinds of porn :) (its not as bad as it sounds)

BREAK!!!!: ok first thing I wanna say about break is how blatently obviously it was that we were on the bench in the corner and had obviously claimed it as year 9s new spot

Third Period: Sucked

LUNCH!!!!!: Lunch was fucking hilarious!! Some year 8s where sitting on the bench we were sitting on before at break so we went and sat by them anyway :D it was funny as hell some of them moved straight away but some overs were just staying there trying to act hard by standing there ground it was so funny :') They all moved to a different spot so some of us followed them commando style :P

After a bit they all came back and just stood there in front of us I was like wtf?

Then we went into the canteen to eat and shit olis stalker was in there and asked andy how to say his second name, I loled :')

when we got back cameron started fingering laurenns blazer and I woar  sharkys coat to see if his magic powers that get girls to tell him secrets where in there " laurenn are you a lesbian" she said no (I new you weren't a lesbian all along ;))

OMG! sam nutt had come to the bench where we all were! we decided to think of a plan we were going to dress ben up as megan and make him run off somewhere so sam nutt would follow him and try to bum him or something but megan wouldn't even let us have her cloths! So instead we just stood on the bench and gave him evils, he went eventually

After that we did the hokey cokey to science it was hilarious! and half way up the stairs sharkey realised he didnt have his bag so we went to look for it.. turns out the "badman" year 8s had stolen it it was funny thoe

Forth Period: Sucked

In-between Forth and Fifth Period: me sharkey megan and oli decided to take the long way to english, asin around all the blocks through B block and around the blocks again it was lol :')

Fifth Period: Sucked really bad

Walking Home: OMG I called sarah twice and she didnt answer! It was well boring aswell!

THE END ;D

OMFG!!

NICK ACTUALLY HAS A BLOG!! LIKE SERIOUSLY!!

ttp://nick-has-a.blogspot.com/

Todayy and shizzle <=== suchan original title ;D

OMGWTFLAMMAONAISERUFFALLLLLLLL!!!!

school has become so much better since spring hit its like wtf! ;D even in lessons which makes no sense! THE SUN REALLY BRIGHTENS MY WORLD AND NOT JUST PAGE 3!! (worst jk ever I should delete it but I cba even thoe I wrote all of this down which kind of doesnt make sense, I'm weird like that)

ok laurenn was going on at me walking home from school about not mentioning her in my blog and then it hit me, I never mention anyone in my blog! so in my blog for today i'm going to completely rip off the post that Cameron just did and write about people

Firstly Graham: Ok Graham kicks frickin ass at staring contests! HE BEAT ME TWICE IN A ROW! I know he cant blink or anything because hes made out of popsicle sticks and googley eyes but still!

Secondly Cameron: I have to put him because he put me first in his blog we did some shizzle in r.e with paper and I loled :) At break as a joke he gos look its olis stalker! because there was a girl with a purple bag and I was like that actually is her and it was! ;) I loled

Thirdly Matt: I walked to school with Matt this morning on our two we made three awesome tunes it was bad ass (8) urm ye jacob ye urm ye jacob jacob

Fourthly Sharkey: That Text he got was hilarious I cant even remember if it was today or yesterday 'you are the sausage to my roll' LMFAO!!

I'm going to stop saying the lys now

:O SARAH BLATANTLY BROUGHT IN COOKIES BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD IN MY BLOG AND DIDN'T! (I don't mean that even thoe its true I just wanted you to feel how I felt about the mcdonalds thing for a second or two HUMPH)

I don't know how megan or sally come out with the one liners and comebacks they do but they are always hilarious!

Joel got owned by Abi in IT

LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN  LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN
LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN  LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN  LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN LAURENN

happy now :D

Laurenn

lauren <=====HA SEE! its your name which means ive mentioned you in my blog :P so there! I hope your happy now! HUMPH!

The School Canteen.. an shizzle

how is it that everything in the canteen tastes like shit?.. apart from the cookies!

I mean the cookies are niice man but there like 54p or something.. RIP OFF! I might start bringing in my own cookies!

Oh and my sister was telling me how the cookies used to be 25p.. AND THEY WHERE SMARTIE COOKIES! 

Its like fucking jamie oliver with his damn healthy eating!

the menu 10 years ago: hotdogs chips everyday, salt and vinegar.. FOR FREE! ACTUAL PROPER CANS OF COKE AND RED BULL FOR 40p!  Nice stuff!

the menu now: pasta king, cookies........ and crappy over priced shit.

nick has a blog?

I decided to write about today and shizzle because I haven't written about today and shizzle in like yonks :P

ok firstly id like to say that today was actually overall quite good :P 

the first reason was the sun, it was out! YAYNESS!

the second reason was lessons, they weren't shockingly shit! not even science even thoe we were doing that isa thingy :P

I have been on my computer for 5 hours tonight 8) addicted much :P

we actually saw Olis stalker I dont know her name so I just call her random stalker girl, but then I found out that she plays ps3 and is in year 8 so now shes random year 8 addict stalker girl, good times :P

tbh

inorite

i
have
decided
to
join
the
crowd
and
start
doing
a
new
word
every
line
just
for
crack
;D

Cameron Bhachu Eat your heart out ;D

FUCK YOU!